martes, marzo 21, 2006

Sigue al dorso:

No sé porqué cornos no me sale la foto que quiero mostrar del señorito de Medium, y no tengo ganas de ponerme a buscar otra y etc, así que si hay alguna/o interesada/o le dejo el link, se va el misterio, el charme, el encanto de lo visual a la bosta pero es lo que hay:

si no se abre la página copiar la url y pegar en otra ventana y que sea lo que Dios quiera

Que siga el baile

(Ocupando mi tiempo en cosas productivas, as usual)

Yo *cuando* estudio (observese el uso de la preposición), veo *en el interín* tele furiosamente, si no me aburro. Qué otra cosa suuuper interesante he sacado en limpio además de la corrupción de la flia. Ingalls:

Estos dos están bastantín potables (después del Chap, of course, of course) --->

El *muchacho* de Medium:



Y el *muchacho* de Blind Justice, que viene a ser la continuación de The practice:



De joven estaba más guapetón, pero es lo hay.

Además resucité unas músicas de mi juventud, porque yo *cuando* estudio (observese el uso de la preposición), escucho *en el interín* música furiosamente, de lo primero que encuentre en la biblioteca, si no me aburro. Ejemplo medio deplorable: Rock Anabella. Qué épocas Dios mío. Ya no sé cuanto más bajo puedo caer en este arrancón estudiantil que me he pegado.
Ah, sí, ya sé...
Voy a contar una intimidad que quizás pueda herir la susceptibilidad del lector, pero bueh: resulta que la que subscribe está *en esos días* desde hace ya un par de días. No va que hoy va a orinar, se limpia y claro, había sangre en el papel.
1er pensamiento propio del estado de hiperlucidez mental en que se encuentra: "UYYY sangre!!! pero cómo m..... me lastimé ahí abajo???"
2do pensamiento: "Mmm, será que me está por venir???"
3er pensamiento, allá lejos y hace tiempo: "Ah, cierto que ya estoy..."
(4to pensamiento, va implícito: "No podésss ser tan pelotuda").
Juro que es verdad.

Es en momentos como estos en que me alegro de haberle sacado los comentarios al blog.

lunes, marzo 20, 2006

Se me viene la noche

ÑICÑICÑICÑICÑICÑICÑICÑICÑIC (leáse: onomatopeya de comerse las uñas, según Mafalda, no sé si es obvio o no).



Y no hay época mejor que los días previos a que el profesor atente contra la salud de tu epitelio anorrectal preguntándote por ejemplo delicias tales cual el metabolismo del amoníaco en la insuficiencia hepática, para ponerse a resolver misterios de la vida diaria que de repente no te dejan dormir. Para qué ponerse a repasar y evacuar dudas, dejáte de joder, total las inquietudes académicas nunca me han provocado mucho insomnio que digamos.

Bueh, cuestión que además de seguirme preguntando porqué de cada 5 veces que como un Lipo superácido, 3 me toca uno morado, que es el que menos me gusta; la respuesta a esto no me sale en el Google, tristemente... me dediqué a investigar las peripecias de la familia Ingalls.
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Doctor, es grave???

Anyway, se me cayó un ídolo MAL, fijáte sino:
+ Mamá Ingalls usaba remera en su vida normal!!! Cómo!!!... no tenía el rodetito y el delantal para ponerse a amasar el pan todo el tiempo??? Todo mal, encima era feminista...
+ Nellie no tenía rulos en la vida real y nos salió un poco atorranta de grande.
+ Laura se puso tetas, a mí no me jodas...
Y at least but not last, no quiero seguir investigando a ver si me da una crisis o algo;
+ Fotos de Albert en calzoncillo. Esto es el acabóse!!!

Se acabó lo que se daba, sooner or later tendré que volver a fijarme acerca del maldito amoníaco anteriormente nombrado, que Dios tenga piedad de mi alma.

martes, marzo 14, 2006

Ultrasónica

(Más de mis chichoneos con los discípulos de Hipócrates)

Luego de concurrir al ídem, experiencia poco placentera si se me permite el comentario (no daré detalles escabrosos por mantener la imagen, vio?) la única duda trascendental que se me ocurre es porque los ecografistas tienen el gel en un tarrito igual igual al que se usa para poner la mostaza en las *hamburgueserías* baratas. Decir que sólo somos un cacho de carne es chiste fácil, no?

Esto no es un post

Me daba cosa tenerlo así tan abandonado al pobre (blog)

No me morí, solamente estoy corta de ideas y larga de stress. Volveré.

miércoles, marzo 08, 2006

Dr. Vagina Gina

Sean McNamara: Remember, we're treating a patient here, not just a vagina.
Christian Troy: That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina.


Así nomás te lo digo, es deprimente sentirse un pedazo 'e carne pa'l asado echada ahí mientras se delibera sobre el estado de tus epitelios, tener que andar con el traste al aire (esas malditas batas siempre terminan abriéndose) intentando mantener una imagen digna, y que dr. Pussy entable una conversación con vos mientras tiene la nariz metida (metafóricamente hablando, of course) en tu tracto genital inferior, pero ya se sabe que viene incluído en el paquete. Ahora, te digo una cosa, darling: NO DA que cuando entres a la habitación donde te van a horadar las profundidades de las tripas, alias hello mr. espéculo, haya un cartel enormeee de Winnie the P**h que dice "Hoy es un gran día para ser feliz". Como se nota que todavía nunca te hicieron un tacto rectal, querido.

lunes, marzo 06, 2006

Sepan disculpar

Ya no me da la cabeza ni para perder el tiempo con estas porquerías. Stress examinático, probablemente, aunque digamos que tampoco estoy al 100% con eso, to be honest. I hate this bloody test!!! (siempre quise usar esa palabrita en una frase ---> bloody). Es lo que hay, sinceramente espero elevar el nivel de este blog en los tiempos venideros, pero no esperen milagros.
Don't cry for me, Argentina.

Your Pimp Name Is...

Foxxy Tickler


Your Candy Heart Says "Hug Me"

A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you're hot: you're fearless about falling in love


You Are 18 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

miércoles, marzo 01, 2006

Pasaba por aquí, ví un test o dos, y entré...

Fuente: Blogthings

Your Japanese Name Is...

Minako Minase


(con mi nombre verdadero me *llamo* Dai Yamaguchi)

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be.


Your Porn Star Name Is...

Alotta Vagina


(si me llamara Atalía Donosi)

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:

Taís Torres


Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol

You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!


Your Irish Name Is...

Gemma Kavanagh


Your French Name is:

Fawne Chabrieres


You Are 90% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.


You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish

You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be.


Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Above Average


Your Hidden Talent

You are both very knowledgeable and creative.
You tend to be full of new ideas and potential - big potential.
Ideas like yours could change the world, if you build them.
As long as you don't stop working on your dreams, you'll get there.


Your Superhero Profile

Your Superhero Name is The Delta Miracle
Your Superpower is Divine intervention
Your Weakness is Quizzes
Your Weapon is Your Robotic Battle Axe
Your Mode of Transportation is Slide


You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.
From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!


Your Heart Is Orange

Love equals unbridled happiness for you. You enjoy the wild ride of falling in love.
And while the ride is fun for a while, you always get off once the thrill is gone.

Your flirting style: Hyper

Your lucky first date: Anything you need your passport for!

Your dream lover: Is both daring and well grounded

What you bring to relationships: Energy


Your Inner Child Is Angry

You're not an angry person.
But when you don't get your way, watch out.
Like a very manipulative kid, you will get what you want.
Even if it takes a little kicking and screaming.


Your Personality Is

Rational (NT)


You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!

Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.

You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.

In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.

At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.

With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.

As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.

On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things.


You Were an Eagle

You are able to rise above the details of life and see the big picture.
A spiritual being, you tend to go beyond material concerns.


Your Career Type: Investigative

You are precise, scientific, and intellectual.
Your talents lie in understanding and solving math and science problems.

You would make an excellent:

Architect - Biologist - Chemist
Dentist - Electrical Technician - Mathematician
Medical Technician - Meteorologist - Pharmacist
Physician - Surveyor - Veterinarian

The worst career options for your are enterprising careers, like lawyer or real estate agent.


Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.
You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.


You Are 26% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.


You Are Lisa Simpson

A total child prodigy and super genius, you have the mind for world domination.

But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs.

You will be remembered for: all your academic accomplishments

Your life philosophy: "I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth"


What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are calm and rational.
You are also giving and kind - a great friend.
You are easy going and trusting.
However, you are too sensible to fall for mind games.


Your Outrageous Name is:

Amanda Hugnkiss


Your Hawaiian Name is:

Nani Kalama